Anyone have $8 mil laying around? https://gizmodo.com/auction-of-unusually-complete-t-rex-skeleton-could-sma-1845080620
But seriously, no. There’s a difference between sexy, moan-y dancing and Tantra. I’d happily set up shop, rename myself Twirly Snakey Girl and start a Sexy Moan-y Dancing safe place for all women. It would even be free.
But I wouldn’t call it Tantra. Because. It. Isn’t.
Us pol (-)
I stfg if the people who knocked on the door during were the QAnon scaries I saw demonstrating last week, I’m going to chase after them screaming “YOUR MOTTO’S FROM A REALLY SHITTY MOVIE AND Q IS THE GAUCHOS OF THE ALPHABET - ONLY U GO WITH IT.”
But seriously, fuck those people. Get away from my house.
Seriously, don’t eat it. Whoever tricked you into believing it was food is laughing maniacally and swimming through coins like Scrooge McDuck
My goal is to get a bag of Lays potato chips and eat the entire thing
I’m talking a Family Size bag
Not one of those Snac Pacs you get at the deli
I mean the one you get at the grocery store and you tell the check-out clerk “I’m having a barbecue this weekend!”
But you’re really just tearing it open without using your hands and refusing to share before you leave the parking lot
Wait, I wasn't SUPPOSED to work on Labor Day weekend.
The deadbeats in my high school bragged/lied about going to Woodstock ‘99 in the Spring leading up to it. “I’m totally gonna go! It’ll be fuckin’ awesome!”
She/Her. Pleasure/positive influence in class. Works an 8-5. Writes fiction. Podcasts about medieval stuff. Publishes other people's stuff.
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