*in one-on-one meeting with manager*
Them: So, rank your fellow devs from 1-5
*ha ha, not doing that*
Me: Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses, I really don't know them enough to rank them in such a fashion.
*proceeds to list individual strengths of fellow coworkers one by one*
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